Column Ideas

These are really cheesy ideas, but I think you need to somehow make the title relate to the lab somehow... and I can't quite put my finger on what the name should be, but you could do some kind of word play on "throat culture" and do _____ culture, (lab culture?) since culture can mean multiple things. Or something about profiles... like lipid profiles, but a better word than lipid. But once again, the "profile" part might be good since it means different things. Or ______ sample? I just want you to know that I actually went to a website about labs to get words to use here. That's how nerdy I am!

I always liked the name of a musical group made up of the secretaries and various pastors at dad's church, it was called Staff Infection. I thought it was funny.

We've got to think of something cool like that!